Last week on RHOL, Iyabo planned a reconciliation following Chioma’s and Tiannah’s reunion fight. Then, Rommel and Faith talk about having a Botox party.
This week, it became evident that the reconciliation was a sham (or perhaps I was just late to the party).
Here I was, getting upset at some of the ladies for passively goading Tiannah and Chioma, only to hear the two parties at their confessionals:
Chioma: I merely pretended to be cool with Tiannah because of my guests
Tiannah: You can’t possibly expect me to trust someone who is going around bad mouthing me.
Ahh! At this point, both the fighters and the goaders deserve each other, to be honest.
Now for the Botox party. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know what it was; most of the ladies didn’t either. Faith and Rommel Dey carry us go where we no know😂
The Botox party meant a free wine and dining session and consulting on Botox procedures. And as faces of the party, Faith’s and Rommel’s jobs were to receive the guests before the counseling session and have the counseling session, respectively.
However, only Dr. Rommel delivered—he even sprinkled some Princess of Africow vibes for good measure and entertained us at a party that could have easily bored us all.
Faith, on the other hand, delivered nothing. Guests, she didn’t receive. Dance, she didn’t deliver. 6ft Amazon had zero involvement, in Rommel’s voice.
More like she woke up, stood in front of her mirror, and said, “Faith, I’m going to do the barest minimum”. And did just that.
It reminds me of Chioma complaining about how nonchalant Faith was at her fundraiser. It is well o.
General check-in
Tiannah.
Tiannah’s POV this week is full of social messages, one of which is that we should be kinder to people, as we never know what they are going through.
Tiannah apparently has a cyst in her neck that needs to be removed surgically, will need to be wheelchair bound and go through 3 months of therapy; all of these is in addition to the miscarriage she recently suffered. My heart goes out to her.
Chioma
Chioma is steadily brewing her cup of yawa-ccino in Tiannah’s coffee shop by saying, among many other things, that she does not believe Tiannah wasn’t pregnant. One day, her cup will be full, and we will be there to witness it.
Mariam
Mariam is looking to have another mini-her running around via surrogacy. I wish her all the luck she needs.
However, she needs to be checked real quick on this issue with Tiannah- with her telling Tiannah how she overheard Chioma say horrible things about Tiannah but refuses to divulge what was said because she(Mariam) doesn’t think “it’s in her position.”
Nonsense!
Tania
Tania is chilled, owning up to every word she says and getting her bag! She recently wrote a children’s book that she’s excited to launch. I’m happy for her.
Laura
Laura is there- finessing Botox in the name of being carefree💀.
She volunteered to be Rommel’s second muse at the Botox party. Unfortunately, the injection sites of her Botox treatments continued to bleed after getting her free shot. I hope she’s okay.
Meanwhile, can we all give it up to the ladies for keeping their expressions neutral during this injection mess?It was an iconic moment
Iyabo
Last but not least is Iyabo, the madam lover girl. There is no drama on her part in this episode- a status quo that is changing in Episode 4 as it seems Faith is ready to pick a bone with her.
Needless to say, the Gbas Gbos we subscribed to is coming!
